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孩子们写给上帝的便条
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孩子们写给上帝的便条 

      1)
Dear God,
  Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
  Lucy
亲爱的上帝,
  你是真的隐身吗?还是仅仅是个小把戏?
  露茜
 
  2)
Dear God,
  I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big
  but not with so much hair all over.
  Sam
亲爱的上帝,
  我长大了,象我爸爸就成,只是不要到处都长那么多毛发。
  山姆
 
  3)
Dear God,
  Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
  Norma
亲爱的上帝:
  您认为长颈鹿长成那个样子是意外吗?
  诺玛
 
  4)
Dear God,
  I keep wwaiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
  Mark
亲爱的上帝:
  请您记着这件事,我一直在等待春天,但是她从来没有来过。
  马克
 
  5)
Dear God:
  Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
  why don’t you just keep the ones you got now?
  Jane
亲爱的上帝:
  与其让人生生死死,为什么不让活着的一直活着?
  珍
 
  6)
  You don`t worry about me. I always look both ways.
  Dean
  不要担心,(过马路的时候)我一直看着两个方向的情况呢。
  迪恩
 
  7)
Dear God,
  I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
  Is that OK?
  Neil
亲爱的上帝,
  我去了一个婚礼,而他们在教堂里就亲起来了。这没事吧?
  尼尔
 
  8)
Dear God,
  I think the stapler is one of your greatest invention.
  Ruth M.
亲爱的上帝,
  我想订书机是你最伟大的发明之一。
  露丝
 
  9)
Dear God,
  In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
  Jennifer
亲爱的上帝,
  在圣经时代,他们说话真的那么花哨吗?
  詹妮弗
 
  10)
Dear God,
  I think about you sometimes even when I’m not pryaing.
  Elliott
亲爱的上帝,
  我有时在不做祷告的时候也想起你。
  埃利奥特
 
  11)
Dear God,
  I am Amearican. What are you?
  Robert
亲爱的上帝,
  我是美国人, 你呢?
  伯特
 
  12)
Dear God,
  I bet it is very hard for you to love all of every body
  in the whole world. There are only 4 poeple in our
  family and I can never do it.
  Nan
亲爱的上帝,
  我猜你要爱全世界所有的人肯定是很困难的。我家才四口人,我都做不到。
  南
 
  13)
Dear God,
  Thank you for the baby brother, but
  what I prayed for was a puppy.
  Joyce
亲爱的上帝:
  谢谢你给我带来的小弟弟,可我祈祷想要的是一只小狗呀。
  乔伊丝
 
  14)
Dear God,
  Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
  There is nothing good in there now.
  Ginny
亲爱的上帝:
  请在圣诞节和复活节之间再安排一个节日吧。
  这期间现在什么好东东也没有。
  吉尼
 
  15)
Dear God,
  If you watch in Church on Sunday, I will show you
  my new shoes.
  Mickey D.
亲爱的上帝,
  如果你礼拜日到教堂来看,我会给你看我的新鞋。
  米吉
 
  16)
Dear God,
  If we come back as something, please don’t let me be
  Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
  Denise
亲爱的上帝,
  如果我们还有来世,请不要让我是詹妮弗 荷顿, 因为我讨厌她
  迪拟丝
 
  17)
God,
  I would like to …… (Sorry, I cann’t read this message —— kankan)
  Chris
 
  18)
Dear God,
  If you give me genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you
  anything you want except my money and my chess set.
  Raphael
亲爱的上帝,
  如果你给我一盏阿拉丁神灯,除了我的钱和一副国际象棋,你要什么我都给你。
  拉菲勒
 
  19)
  We read Thos Edison made light. But in Sunday school
  they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
  Sincerely,
  Donna
  从书上我们知道爱迪生发明了电灯。可是在教会学校,他们讲是电灯你发明的。
  我觉得呀,爱迪生剽窃了你的想法。
  兜那
 
  20)
Dear God,
  Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
  Peter
亲爱的上帝,
  今年请把迪尼斯·克拉克送到另一个夏令营去吧。
  比德
 
  21)
Dear God ,
  If you let the dinaso not exstinct, we would not have a country.
  You did the right thing.
  Jonnthan
亲爱的上帝
  如果你不让恐龙灭绝的话,我们就不会有一个国家了。
  你干得很对。
  强森
 
  22)
Dear God,
  Maybe Cain and Abel would not kiss each so much
  if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
  Larry
亲爱的上帝,
  如果亚当和夏娃有自己的房间,他们就不会亲那么多嘴了。
  我和我兄弟就是这样。
  拉里
 
  23)
Dear God,
  I do not think anybody could be a better God well I just
  want you to know but I am not just saying that
  because you are God.
  Charley
亲爱的上帝,
  我不觉得任何人能比你干得好。 我只是想让你知道,
  我不是因为你是上帝才这样说的。
  查理 

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